Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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