- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

There once was this guy and he fell down

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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