- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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