did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Anti Joke

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