I'm homeless.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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