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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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