Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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