- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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