- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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