- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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