- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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