Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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