AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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