- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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