Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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