- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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