- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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