- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock Knock Come in

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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