- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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