- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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