- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Chuck Norris.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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