- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

This is a joke.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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