- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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