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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

there was once a jew

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Your big dick.

bangers and mash?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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