- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Click here to end the world.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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