- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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