- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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