Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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