- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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