- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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