- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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