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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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