- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Chuck Norris.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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