Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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hi

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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