glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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