- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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