- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

like most people my age. im 27

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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