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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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