So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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