Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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