- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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