- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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