Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Neither have I

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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