A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Jack Stevens

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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