- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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