Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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