- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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