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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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