- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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