- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Jack Stevens

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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