Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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