- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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