- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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