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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's 1+1? 69.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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