Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Anti Joke

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