A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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