- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Im taking a shit right now.

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