A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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