What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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