- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey hey apple

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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