- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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