- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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