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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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