Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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