Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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