- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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