You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

12 niqqa 12.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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