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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

a man checks his mypsace

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Knock Knock.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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