- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

women's rights.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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