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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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