What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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