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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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