why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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like most people my age. im 27

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