- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

a chinese man pays the full price

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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