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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

guess what? bannanas

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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