- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

time to spruce up!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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