Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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eoin burgin is fat

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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