- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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