Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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WILLYS

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Andoni was here

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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