- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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