How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Roses are red.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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