how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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