Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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