- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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