- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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