- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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