- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

race-car = rac-ecar

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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