Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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